PRESIDENTIAL POWER

Front cover of Tamil magazine Thuglak; Editor: Cho Ramaswamy (Translated):

Excellent job opportunity for the old, aged and infirm.

Nature of Job: President of India

Age: 35 and above. Preference will be given to those over 80.

Job Content: (i) Console people on Republic Day after the flag-hoisting.
(ii) Keep pursuing mercy petitions from murderers without taking any decision.
(iii) Frequent travel abroad with family.
(iv) Salary: 1,50,000 p.m.
(v) Perks: Space is not sufficient to list. Booklet will be sent on payment of Rs 10/- by crossed postal order.